My Strange Story

I was once in a shallow water puddle and I saw my own reflection and said "boy howdy, thats odd."

Another time i was naked and wondered why i wasnt at camp.

boy howdy... oh wait. thats a different story.

Some people say I'm slimy. I don't like those people. They can grow their own 8 legs then try to wash them all while trying to flee crocodiles. I had a crocodile eat one of my legs, but it grew back. Cool, huh?

What? Oh. The crocodiles. No, I know they dont live in the ocean. I'm a sea creature and you are some loser mammal and you are telling me about where I live? I was on vacation at Avery Island during the wet season.